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干净的杯子(笑话) 2006-8-2 23:12:23 | Clean Glass
干净的杯子
Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.
Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"
"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."
The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"
Joe和Fred在一个村里帮忙盖房子。天气很暖和,到处都是灰尘。12点半的时候,他们觉得非常口渴,便停下手中的活去吃午饭。他们找到最近的一家酒吧,走进去坐下吃他们的三文治。
“下午好,先生。你们想要点什么?”柜台后面的侍应问。
Joe看了看Fred说:“我想我们喝啤酒吧。好,我们每人来一品脱啤酒。可以吗,Fred?”
“好的。”Fred说。然后他转过去跟柜台后面的侍应说:“我的啤酒要装在一个干净的杯子里!别忘了。”
柜台后面的侍应倒满杯子后,拿给Joe和Fred,接着说:“刚才是哪一位要干净的杯子的?”
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